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When the airline’s security head for Indian operations was contacted, he reportedly said, “It is the policy of Continental Airlines to frisk every muslim man, woman and child. It is the policy of the United States of America, in unwritten law, to be prejudiced and biased towards people of a particular faith, race, caste or creed. Aren’t you morons aware that your disgusting skin-colour only compounds the problem? You filthy Indians make me want to puke.”

Stories of narrow-misses, near death experiences and incredible rescues abound. The nation’s collective brush with destruction at the hand of Pranab Mukherjee’s droning intonation and monotonous voice has angered lakhs of people who want to know why they are put through this nightmare year after year.

In a landmark judgment, the Delhi High Court today legalized homosexuality. “This day I will be going down during history!” says a shy yet excited student supporter of the LGBTQ movement, referring to his college class.

Bandra-Worli: A Better Spin Than Bollywood

Posted by: sizzler69 on: July 1, 2009

Regardless of the public’s hardship and their pointed opinions, various news channels and papers have lauded the new bridge as the dawn of India’s engineering glory.

A snide remark from one the participants left everyone rolling in laughter: “The bitches are always the center of attraction!”

Queer Convergence

Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 28, 2009

Queers all over the country are using this as an opportunity to party, over-dress, bitch, fight, wear make-up, borrow their mum’s underwear and shoes, pull on panty-hose, and generally make a spectacle of themselves.

Shiv Sena : Homosexuals Are Queer!

Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 26, 2009

“Sex is wrong! I have never touched my wife even once. My children are the offspring of God himself – God bless them all.”


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