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“The position occupied by the official did not involve access to highly classified material. The actual positions were the Doggy Style, the Cowgirl, the Reverse Cowgirl and Spooning… Oh yes, there was a lot of Spooning,” added Minister of State for External Affairs Preneet Kaur.

Media Baron on Edge After Close-Shave

Posted by: sizzler69 on: April 8, 2010

“Shri Reuben-ji would like everybody to be calm. He will be auctioning his collection of pocket-combs, curlers and 2 hair-dryers via Ebay India. A notification on the same will be issued shortly. His hair-brush with death is not for sale at this moment.”

Stories of narrow-misses, near death experiences and incredible rescues abound. The nation’s collective brush with destruction at the hand of Pranab Mukherjee’s droning intonation and monotonous voice has angered lakhs of people who want to know why they are put through this nightmare year after year.

Reuben Says “Titular” ; Reporters Giggle

Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 21, 2009

…Jim Donahue of the famed Velvet Blog said “Who the [expletive] is that?” when asked about Reuben Robert. Interestingly, mild-mannered Varun Grover, author of The Daily Tamasha said something very similar when asked the same question.

Paper Trails & Launch Travails

Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 20, 2009

Reuben Robert, new entrant on the journalism scene with his inexplicably titled The Foreskin Press, left visitors and reporters alike: parched, perspiring and perplexed.


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