Posts Tagged ‘media’
“I Watch STAR World, Get Me Out Of Here”, Scream Millions of Frustrated Indians
Posted by: sizzler69 on: August 11, 2009
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With viewers clamoring “I watch STAR World, get me out of here!”, the broadcasting giant’s management find themselves looking at the graying anatomy of their line-up.
Frisky Security Staff Cause Global Fuck-Up, courtesy Continental Airlines
Posted by: sizzler69 on: July 22, 2009
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When the airline’s security head for Indian operations was contacted, he reportedly said, “It is the policy of Continental Airlines to frisk every muslim man, woman and child. It is the policy of the United States of America, in unwritten law, to be prejudiced and biased towards people of a particular faith, race, caste or creed. Aren’t you morons aware that your disgusting skin-colour only compounds the problem? You filthy Indians make me want to puke.”
India’s Union Budget Presentation 2009-2010 Interrupted Due To Country-Wide ‘Aam Aadmi’ Pandemic
Posted by: sizzler69 on: July 7, 2009
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Stories of narrow-misses, near death experiences and incredible rescues abound. The nation’s collective brush with destruction at the hand of Pranab Mukherjee’s droning intonation and monotonous voice has angered lakhs of people who want to know why they are put through this nightmare year after year.
Bandra-Worli: A Better Spin Than Bollywood
Posted by: sizzler69 on: July 1, 2009
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Regardless of the public’s hardship and their pointed opinions, various news channels and papers have lauded the new bridge as the dawn of India’s engineering glory.
Chennai Gay Pride 2009 March Halted By ‘Hump Ahead’ Road-Sign
Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 29, 2009
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A snide remark from one the participants left everyone rolling in laughter: “The bitches are always the center of attraction!”
“Poised For Explosive Growth”, says Airtel
Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 23, 2009
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Reports surrounding the suspected parcel-bomb addressed to Bharti Airtel’s headquarters located in Gurgaon’s landmark Cyber Park building were confirmed to be true.
Research Shows Alphabets In “Airtel” All Feature In “Fairytale”
Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 22, 2009
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Despite being one of the global few to post a whopping 31% turnover and show profits running in to thousands of crores of Indian Rupees, the senior management came under severe criticism for failing to pass on suitable benefits to their manpower across Bharti’s domain of operations. Under fire from shareholders and other stake-holders, telecom [...]
Paper Trails & Launch Travails
Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 20, 2009
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Reuben Robert, new entrant on the journalism scene with his inexplicably titled The Foreskin Press, left visitors and reporters alike: parched, perspiring and perplexed.
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