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“The position occupied by the official did not involve access to highly classified material. The actual positions were the Doggy Style, the Cowgirl, the Reverse Cowgirl and Spooning… Oh yes, there was a lot of Spooning,” added Minister of State for External Affairs Preneet Kaur.

Media Baron on Edge After Close-Shave

Posted by: sizzler69 on: April 8, 2010

“Shri Reuben-ji would like everybody to be calm. He will be auctioning his collection of pocket-combs, curlers and 2 hair-dryers via Ebay India. A notification on the same will be issued shortly. His hair-brush with death is not for sale at this moment.”

Bodybuilders : Are their massive asses worth the massive cost?

Posted by: sizzler69 on: January 12, 2010

Once a pretty much unheard-of sport, and completely dominated by the West, bodybuilding is now taking center-stage in India.  What’s causing this sudden boom in body-building youth across the Nation’s gyms?  Experts claim it’s the rising focus on health. “Have you seen the number of gyms in Chennai!” exclaims a traveling bra salesman we spoke [...]

When the airline’s security head for Indian operations was contacted, he reportedly said, “It is the policy of Continental Airlines to frisk every muslim man, woman and child. It is the policy of the United States of America, in unwritten law, to be prejudiced and biased towards people of a particular faith, race, caste or creed. Aren’t you morons aware that your disgusting skin-colour only compounds the problem? You filthy Indians make me want to puke.”

Bandra-Worli: A Better Spin Than Bollywood

Posted by: sizzler69 on: July 1, 2009

Regardless of the public’s hardship and their pointed opinions, various news channels and papers have lauded the new bridge as the dawn of India’s engineering glory.

A snide remark from one the participants left everyone rolling in laughter: “The bitches are always the center of attraction!”

Reuben Says “Titular” ; Reporters Giggle

Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 21, 2009

…Jim Donahue of the famed Velvet Blog said “Who the [expletive] is that?” when asked about Reuben Robert. Interestingly, mild-mannered Varun Grover, author of The Daily Tamasha said something very similar when asked the same question.

Paper Trails & Launch Travails

Posted by: sizzler69 on: June 20, 2009

Reuben Robert, new entrant on the journalism scene with his inexplicably titled The Foreskin Press, left visitors and reporters alike: parched, perspiring and perplexed.


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