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India Legalizes Homosexuality; Repeals Article 377 : Deepthroat Act Leaves Muslim Leaders, Christian Clergy and Hindu Leaders Gagging

Posted on: July 2, 2009

Foreskin Press India Legalizes Homosexuality Celebration Flag Pride Symbol of LGBTIn a landmark judgment, the Delhi High Court today legalized homosexuality.

“This day will go down in history,” said a spokesperson for the Naz Foundation, the people who actually brought the petition before the courts and have been fighting the case for 8 long years.

“This day I will be going down during history!” says a shy yet excited student supporter of the LGBTQ movement, referring to his college class.

Foreskin Press India Legalizes Homosexuality Police2Expecting to be touched by the hand of God, globally millions have instead been touched by their parish leaders, maulanas, temple priest, religious leaders and other god-men. With atleast one in three gay men acknowledging that they first indulged in homosexuality while either participating in a choir, sleeping in religious schools, dancing at temple functions and other related religious programs or events, the LGBTQ community have been startled to see their very initiators lead the protests against their own personal Frankenstein.

Foreskin Press India Legalizes Homosexuality Celebration No More Hiding No More Masks“Now I can tell the whole world of the special relationship  I share with our community maulana,” exclaimed one particularly naive student of local madrassa.

“I’m sure my parents will be very happy that the man in my life is our church pastor,” said another Sunday School volunteer. “Everybody loves him!”

Hindus we contacted were particularly blase about the whole thing. This was attributed to the fact that despite acting straight, almost all of them were rampant closet faggots. “Everyone knows that to be a Brahmin you have to be dancing queen,” said a cheerful young boy adjusting the sacredLargest Telephone Instrument thread draped over his shoulder and around his waist.

Telecom operators faced an unprecedented congestion of their networks as millions of pansies across the country called or texted a friend to bask in the wonderful news being blasted across all the news channels and the Internet too.

Foreskin Press India Legalizes Homosexuality Police1Under cover of anonymity, a burly policeman told this reporter “finally, all the stuff we do to our suspects in the debriefing room of the station has been legalized. To hell with the human rights watchdogs!” While the controversial Article 377 of the Indian Penal Code wasn’t struck down, it was however read down. This means the act of non-consensual sex would still remain a crime, thus protecting rape victims and ensuring criminal acts of sodomy are still punishable. To which the muscle-bound law enforcer assured us, “Don’t worry… We’ve got a grip on that!”Foreskin Press India Legalizes Homosexuality Celebration 1

Meanwhile, in typical queer fashion, faggots around the nation have found a way to demean the most important occurrence in their, thus far, sad, measly and meaningless lives by deciding to throw massive parties in celebration of the ground-breaking judgment.

Foreskin Press India Legalizes Homosexuality Veerappa Moily

“Party on,” exclaimed a smiling Moily, India’s Minister for Law & Justice, and an unabashed supporter of gay-rights. “Party on!”

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15 Responses to "India Legalizes Homosexuality; Repeals Article 377 : Deepthroat Act Leaves Muslim Leaders, Christian Clergy and Hindu Leaders Gagging"

Let’s hope they don’t start a jihad against your blog man! That’s some pretty bold writing. Can’t wait for your next post.

I’m unable to understand if u r a anti gay bastard fucker or just a confused homo???

when they told me of your blog I had something else in mnd.

good job. hope the religious lunatics understand our view point atleast now

Fuck everone dude!!!! Awesome blog man. had me floored!!!!!

thanks guys…

as mentioned in my ‘about’ page, the blog is meant to be a joke, and to poke fun at people who are full of themselves, myself included!

i insist that i’m not just a gay-rights supporter; i support HUMAN rights, which covers the entire gamut of liberty and freedom.

my intention is to put a smile on your face, not a frown… so ease up!

laugh out loud – you’ll find the blog much more interesting!

Allah sees all

is this true? if it is true that India Legalizes Homosexuality, hmmm… it’s your country and if the legalization is for fair and just treatment of homosexuals and most especially for the betterment of the entire fellow Indians. why not!! enjoy the legality and freedom of it.

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yes, it’s true, and it’s great news for human-rights activists the world over.

the ruling was quite a shock for everyone involved: the petitioners never expected a clear and favorable ruling so soon, and the religious fanatics that dominate our landscape never imagined that the court would behave so progressively on a topic related to sex!

thanks for the note… do keep following…

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hi there, there are photos on this post that I’d like to publish in a non-profit e-magazine — can I assume I have your permission, if I credit Foreskin Press?

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