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Foreskin Press continental airlines jetplane aircraft flightOver-enthusiastic security personnel working for the recession-hit Continental Airlines created pandemonium in India after the media here released reports of India’s most-dearly-endearingly-totally-wonderfully-‘belovedly’-loved ex-President A P J Abdul Kalam was apparently frisked before being allowed to board their aircraft.

Foreskin Press Abdul Kalam ex-president APJ Abdul KalamWhen the airline’s security head for Indian operations was contacted, he reportedly said, “It is the policy of Continental Airlines to frisk every muslim man, woman and child.  It is the policy of the United States of America, in unwritten law, to be prejudiced and biased towards people of a particular faith, race, caste or creed.  Aren’t you morons aware that your disgusting skin-colour only compounds the problem?  You filthy Indians make me want to puke.”

Foreskin Press continental airlines hostess staff employeeVisibly disturbed reporters then contacted the operations head for Continental Airlines’ India Division.  “Everyone loves being frisked,” said the agitated highly paid employee.  “We particularly employ these bountiful babes who touch you in the right spots, make sure your family jewels really are your family jewels and to shake their booty at the slightest alarming indication.  Fly us, and decide for yourselves.”

Foreskin Press Indian Parliament security forces police copsIn the meanwhile, the normally hard-working, law-abiding, sincere and patriotic Indian Parliament was in an uproar over the incident.  “We cannot accept this,” exclaimed a paan-chewing idiot politician named Laloo Prasad Yadav “I may be Prime Minister tomorrow, and I will not take my shoes off!”

To which a smug Nitish Kumar was overheard smirking, “Thank goodness!  As if his bad-breath wasn’t enough to kill everyone on the airliner!”

Foreskin Press continental airlines inflight menu customer service handcuff kitContinental Airlines has reiterated their commitment to customer service, adding that secure travel is the expectation of every passenger, employee and nation.  “Once, our in-flight food was so bad, it even killed one of our pilots in mid-air during the course of a journey, but we still ensured every customer left with a smile!” The Airline staff also ensure every customer has a warm boarding, pleasant journey and secure arrival.

“We haven’t had even one single complaint,” says the airline’s public relation officer, Aparna.  “Ever!”

Foreskin Press Continental Airlines logo 020708While many sections of the media and the blogging community lambasted the ex-President for choosing to fly on an American-based airline company, the humble and unassuming Avul Pakir Jainulabdeen Abdul Kalam silenced his worst critics by saying, “I’d rather be humiliated by a disaster-plagued foreign service provider than poorly serviced by an aging Indian carrier!”

In unrelated news, national carrier Air India is facing a serious crunch for money and is in the process of taking strong measures to turn-around it’s flagging performance.

Continental Airlines website

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Pictures of various Continental crashes (more fuck-ups?)

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