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Madhuri Gupta

Maduri Gupta

Indian diplomat Madhuri Gupta, arrested on charges of spying for Pakistani intelligence agencies, didn’t have access to highly classified material but it was too early to divulge more details, Minister of State for External Affairs Preneet Kaur said on Thursday.

“I rise to inform this august house that as a result of our counter intelligence effort, we had reason to believe that an official in the high commission of India in Islamabad had been passing information to the Pakistan Intelligence agencies,” the minister said in a statement in the Lok Sabha.

“The position occupied by the official did not involve access to highly classified material.  The actual positions were the Doggy Style, the Cowgirl, the Reverse Cowgirl and Spooning… Oh yes, there was a lot of Spooning,” she added.

Minister Preneet Kaur

When asked how the Ministry knew that the information was indeed not highly-classified,  Minister Preneet Kaur said, “every Indian can witness for themselves that the information sold by Madhuri in return for an opportunity to rut like a bitch-in-heat with a huge and hairy Pakistani is indeed lowly-classified or mediumly-classified, as we will be publishing it on the fourth-page of all the leading Dailies.”

Members of her ministry have argued that the data should be made available on the Page-3 of the relevant newspapers, as it would be a true representation of her title as Minister of State for External Affairs. Sources close to the PMO have informed this reporter that the matter is being discussed.

Requests for one-on-one interviews with Madhuri Gupta by reporters for The Foreskin Press were repeatedly denied. Officials later confirmed that the prisoner said she preferred cut dick.  Analysts speculate that this confirms the “true nature of her sexual addiction to yet another well-hung  Pakistani.”

Upon hearing of this latest development, renowned author-writer and media mogul Reuben Robert was reportedly quoted as saying, “She would rather deal with an endowed, circumcised and hirsute Pakistani?  Well, I assure you I’m not Pakistani.”


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Foreskin Press Shiv Sena Chutiyas Riot Public Nuisance DisturbanceWith the Indian state of Tamil Nadu taking the lead on enabling Transgendered and Transvestites, others are running to cash in on what is increasingly being seen as a populist move.

Predictably, the Shiv Sena took to the streets when news of the Maharashtra Government’s move to add a similar option to new ration cards being issued in the state claiming that the only faggots in the state were “foreign, Pakistani, policemen, Muslims, Christians and Bihari.”Foreskin Press Shiv Sena Wrestling Kusti Mud Fight Men 1

“There is no place for homosexuals in our culture,” said an agitated Thackery.  It was promptly pointed out that homosexuality is a part of Hinduism, and makes up a huge part of our history.  “You are all mixed up. Even I have often confused semi-naked Foreskin Press Shiv Sena Wrestling Kusti Mud Fight MenIndian mud-wrestlers at the Akharas I own with intense with sexual desire and longing,” he said panting hard.  “The passion generated by watching two massive, muscular and manly men writhe together on our  the sand of our motherland, skin on skin, and sweat mingling as one , is hard to resist.  I must remind you that no Indian in our history has ever had sex with women, let alone with another man.”

Foreskin Press Raj Uddhav Bal Thackery Shiv Sena FoolsHe further went on to proclaim, “Sex is wrong!  I have never touched my wife even once.  My children are the offspring of God himself – God bless them all.”

The awkward silence was soon broken when the suddenly subdued Sena thugs began asking reporters to leave.

Later, discussions among visitors to the shocking Thackery news claimed to

File Photo of Bheem Bhai 'meeting the press' in his own inimitable style

Bheem Bhai 'meeting the press'

have noticed the Sena supremo’s personal bodyguard, Bheem Bhai Kamalnath, share guilty glances with Thackery’s wife.  No further developments have been reported.


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