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Foreskin Press Shiv Sena Chutiyas Riot Public Nuisance DisturbanceWith the Indian state of Tamil Nadu taking the lead on enabling Transgendered and Transvestites, others are running to cash in on what is increasingly being seen as a populist move.

Predictably, the Shiv Sena took to the streets when news of the Maharashtra Government’s move to add a similar option to new ration cards being issued in the state claiming that the only faggots in the state were “foreign, Pakistani, policemen, Muslims, Christians and Bihari.”Foreskin Press Shiv Sena Wrestling Kusti Mud Fight Men 1

“There is no place for homosexuals in our culture,” said an agitated Thackery.  It was promptly pointed out that homosexuality is a part of Hinduism, and makes up a huge part of our history.  “You are all mixed up. Even I have often confused semi-naked Foreskin Press Shiv Sena Wrestling Kusti Mud Fight MenIndian mud-wrestlers at the Akharas I own with intense with sexual desire and longing,” he said panting hard.  “The passion generated by watching two massive, muscular and manly men writhe together on our  the sand of our motherland, skin on skin, and sweat mingling as one , is hard to resist.  I must remind you that no Indian in our history has ever had sex with women, let alone with another man.”

Foreskin Press Raj Uddhav Bal Thackery Shiv Sena FoolsHe further went on to proclaim, “Sex is wrong!  I have never touched my wife even once.  My children are the offspring of God himself – God bless them all.”

The awkward silence was soon broken when the suddenly subdued Sena thugs began asking reporters to leave.

Later, discussions among visitors to the shocking Thackery news claimed to

File Photo of Bheem Bhai 'meeting the press' in his own inimitable style

Bheem Bhai 'meeting the press'

have noticed the Sena supremo’s personal bodyguard, Bheem Bhai Kamalnath, share guilty glances with Thackery’s wife.  No further developments have been reported.

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The Tamil Nadu Government’s proactive step in issuing ration cards with the option to choose between ‘M‘ for Male, ‘F‘ for Female and ‘T‘ for Transgendered has recently been at the center of much controversy.

SWING, an NGO supporting children’s playgrounds, has highlighted the plight of bi-sexual men in India by asking for a ‘B’ on the ration cards.  “This issue has just been going back-back-forth-forth”, said Goe Bodhways.

Foreskin Press Wrestler Bodybuilder Indian Pehelwan Massive Muscle Man Shiv SenaIn the meanwhile, a particularly vociferous group has been lobbying to add an ‘MM’ to the much disputed list.  Jim Bheef, representing the group Sit -Ups, says that Muscle Marys within the community have been ostracized due to the fact that they have far more brawn and body odour than brains and poise.  “This is our lifestyle choice”, he retorts. “If I choose to take up steroids and shrivel up my gonads in the false hope that being extra beefy and straight-acting will make people respect and look up to me, then it’s my own choice.  Foreskin Press Muscle Mary floral pattern dumb bellsBut I want the Government of Tamil Nadu to recognize this and grant us Muscle Marys special status.” While it is unclear what Sit-Ups is hoping to gain from the representation, rumor has it that they expect whey foods and protein supplements to be part of the government hand-out at ration stores across the country.

“I prefer my protein straight from my man”, says Senthil ‘Sway’ Saro of Rated-A, a group fighting to have the Government recognize the enormous number of Indian men who prefer having sex with in the dark rear seats across thousands of adult cinema halls in the country.

While the current DMK Government has remained resolutely silent on the issue, the opposition parties have readily jumped into the fray.

Foreskin Press Captain Vijayakanth Indian Tamil Moron ActorMovie super-star “Captain” Vijaykant, of the newly formed DMDK, seemed rather unfazed.  Winking at reporters he said, “Many of them have come to my private farm house in Trichy to petition their cause.” When asked how he handled the issue, Vijaykant reportedly said, “one by one, every night.”

Foreskin Press Jayalalitha Sasikala Garland Lesbian Marriage IndiaHowever, when reporters converged on AIADMK supremo’s famed Poes Gardens residence, Jayalalitha appeared to be unaware of the brewing storm.  “I have no sexual relations with Sasikala, and never will.  I always entertain my closet… er… closest friends in my bedroom, and the media is always turning this around.”

A proposal to include the letter ‘P‘ to the contentious list has however, been turned down.  When contacted, petitioner R K Laxman said, “It’s only right that we identify Politicians as a seperate sexual gender.  Afterall, they’ve been [4-letter expletive]ing every living thing in this country!”


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