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An enraged Reuben lashed out at the media for willfully vilifying his attempts at serious and uncensored ‘unjournalism’.

Foreskin Press Old Style Typewriter Keys AlphabetDuring the course of his lengthy discourse on the various implied and hurtful reporting practices, he openly targeted The Daily Tamasha and The Velvet Blog for alleged plagiarism and veiled threats that were “coded into the language used on their ‘imitation’ blogs”.

A weary listener pointed out that those blogs had begun way before his own personal foray in the digital space, an enraged Reuben responded “I still haven’t had my chilled orange juice, you maladroit mongrel!” The individual was later identified as Reuben’s personal manservant, Thuyavan,

API.  File Photo of Reuben and Thuyavan

API. File Photo of Reuben and Thuyavan

who also multi-tasks as his launderer, driver, part-time cook, bodyguard, strong-arm and all round right-hand man.

When Thuyavan was asked for his own personal view on the situation at hand, he reportedly said “Sir is absolutely right.  Scraping off the [tamil expletive] from the roof of the [tamil expletive] car took all my [general expletive] time, and indeed, I had failed to provide him with his everyday glass of chilled orange juice.”

In related news, Jim Donahue of the famed Velvet Blog said “Who the [expletive] is that?” when asked about Reuben Robert.  Interestingly, mild-mannered Varun Grover, author of The Daily Tamasha said something very similar when asked the same question.

In completely unrelated news, Pagal Patrakar said “Huh?”

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